Thursday, December 22, 2005

You're gonna have to wait damn it

I'm on holidays muthafucka!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Bitches and Hoes

Hi Gang,

I wants my naked pics goddamit. I'll make you famous, just dont tell my girlfriend. Please, she'll kill me if she ever read this, although she is bi. So who wants to join us for some funky butter loving? And I aint talking no Betty Crocker, I'm talking down and dirty, knee high in sweat. Tomorrow, crotchless panties!

Stay classy,


Where's my naked pics?

Monday, December 19, 2005


Drop your worm and fish for some bitches...they're all over! So if you want some fuckin loving, my name is Dave and I'm looking for someone with 36-24-32 measurements who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Send me some naked pics!!!! Bitches!!! No old bitches!!!! No fat bitches!!! And no serial killers!!! And no S&M bullshit, I ain't into spanking!

Until next time,
Stay classy,

PS Full frontal required